不要这样对女生说话

男同胞们都说：女人心，海底针。女孩子们不知道什么时候就会因为不知道什么原因生你的气。可能，有些女孩子是比较敏感的。但是，有些男孩子们在交往过程中也实在是不懂规矩啊。

下面这位小哥就会跟大家说一说，跟女生们在一起的时候，哪些话最好不要说。

What NOT to say to girls?
什么话不能对女生说？

Don't order too much.
别点那么多！

Do you even fit that?
这你穿合身？

Yep. You should totally get a membership at the gym.
对啊，你真的有必要去健身房办个会员。

Are you seriously gonna eat all that?
你真吃得了那么多？

Whoa! You used to be so skinny in high school!
哇！你高中还挺瘦的嘛！

Bew Bew Bew...
哔，哔，哔......

I can't pick you up right now. I'm... I'm busy.
我这会儿不能去接你，我......我忙着呢。

Hey. I'm in the middle of something. Ahhhooo! Baby!
喂，我这会儿有点事。啊！！！亲爱的！

What...What is that?
那...那是什么？

Do you not shave? Like... You have a little something growing right here.
你没刮胡子吧？你...你这儿好像长了点什么东西。

Usually girls have soft skin.
女生的皮肤一般都挺光滑的啊。

Wow your legs are really prickly.
哇，你的腿摸着好扎手啊。

Why do we have to visit your dad? He sucks!
我干嘛要去见你爸？他很烂啊！

You look just like your brother.
你跟你哥长得好像啊。

Your sister, she...18 yet?
你妹妹，她...18了？

I hate your parents.
我讨厌你爸妈。

Wait, wait... I'm not done yet.
等一下，等一下...我还没说完。

What do you want me to say?
你想要我怎么说呢？

Don't you have enough clothes?
你衣服还不够多吗？

Are you gonna wear that tonight?
今晚你打算这么穿？

Do you wear that... a lot?
你平时都...这么穿？

Baby don't worry. It doesn't make you look... that fat.
没事啦，穿这件并不会显得...那么胖。

Baby. Hey baby! Hey baby! Baby.
亲爱的，嘿，亲爱的！嘿，亲爱的！亲爱的。

Happy anniversary! I knew... I ... Yeah I knew.
恋爱周年日快乐！我记得啊...我...对啊，我记得。

What's your name again?
你叫什么来着？

Your teeth are like...super yellow.
你牙齿怎么...这么黄。

Do yu not take a bath last night?
你昨天没洗澡吧？

Do you have a tic tac? For yourself?
你有口香糖吗？你吃一颗吧。

How cute! You have a uni-brow!
好可爱！你的眉毛长连着啦！

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
对对对对对对...

It's OK. I used to have acne too.
没事啦，我也长过痘痘。

Yeah, you should get a diet coke.
对，你应该喝无糖可乐。

You have a really nice personality.
你个性真的挺好。

Yeah, you look... You look great!
是啊，你挺...你挺好看的！

Look look look... Your legs jiggle when I slap them. Look at them!
你看你看...我一拍，你腿上的肉就在颤呢。看到没？

（视频来源：优酷，编辑：Helen）