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Humor Joke 幽默笑话



2010-10-14 10:57
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?"


2010-10-13 09:56
The doctor to the patient: "You are very sick." The patient to the doctor: "Can I get a second opinion?"


2010-10-12 10:06
Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?" Teacher: "Of course not." Student: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."


2010-10-11 11:15
On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign which said "The Best Restaurant on this Block."


2010-10-09 09:11
A: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?


2010-10-08 09:31
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with "I." Student: I is the...


2010-09-30 09:08
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.


2010-09-29 10:47
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."


2010-09-28 10:08
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see."


2010-09-27 09:23
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.


2010-09-26 09:29
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"


2010-09-25 10:04
One morning a mother was trying to wake up her son. "Wake up now! It's time to go to school."


2010-09-21 10:49
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"


2010-09-20 10:03
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 grandchildren.


2010-09-19 13:28
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"


2010-09-17 09:53
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thugs said: "Why did you put up such a fight?"


2010-09-16 09:08
On a narrow mountain road a man sees a police car driving uphill backwards.


2010-09-15 11:16
A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe.


2010-09-14 11:18
An American was going for a job interview in the Scottish countryside and on the way out he asked a local farmer for directions.


2010-09-13 09:19
A guy is walking up to the doctor's office when a nun comes running out screaming and crying.

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