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Humor Joke 幽默笑话



2009-03-16 09:50
A teacher was collecting test papers from his students after a test when he noticed a hundred dollar bill and a small note tucked inside one of the papers.


2009-03-13 09:53
In class,the teacher,with his back leaning against the stove,said to the students,"Before you speak,you should think and count to at least 50,and for important matters to 100."


2009-03-12 09:35
Two madmen were talking in the mental hospital, and one said, "I have decided to give my sister to you in marriage once we are out of here."


2009-03-11 09:56
Tomorrow is the last day that I must return the money I owe John, our neighbor. But I have no $300, so I can’t sleep.


2009-03-10 09:53
" What's in your box?" asked the friend. "A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them."


2009-03-09 10:06
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..." how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"


2009-03-06 10:12
Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."


2009-03-05 09:51
Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half. Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighted your little boy?


2009-03-04 09:17
Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn? Father: My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that it becomes easy.


2009-03-03 09:58
One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter, he asked the salesgirl: " How long will this pair of shoes last?"


2009-03-02 09:22
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, "my wife was reading 'a tale of two cities' and she gave birth to twins."


2009-02-27 09:56
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."


2009-02-26 09:58
The day after his mother's birthday, he phoned to her. "What did you think of the bird, Mother?" he asked e. His mother replied, "Oh well, It's very delicious!"


2009-02-25 10:00
Our pajamas are of such superior quality that even the man who sells them can not keep awake


2009-02-24 09:50
The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives.


2009-02-23 09:55
Jimmy looked at the tank in his hands, looked at the shopkeeper and finally said, “And this isn’t a real tank, either.”


2009-02-20 10:08
one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small plane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting.


2009-02-19 09:54
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"


2009-02-18 10:00
In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.


2009-02-17 09:15
Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.

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