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Humor Joke 幽默笑话


How much for a season pass

2007-01-12 08:41
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.

Boss wants too much

2007-01-11 08:42
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.

American roulette

2007-01-10 17:26
The new American Ambassador was being entertained by an African Diplomat. They had spent the day discussing the progress the country had made with the Russians before kicking them out. "They built us a power plant, an airport, and taught us how to drink vodka and play Russian roulette," stated the African Diplomat.


2007-01-09 08:39


2007-01-08 08:45
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing.

Bushs joke

2007-01-05 08:47
Bush got something wrong with his brain.

F1 button

2007-01-04 19:22
My friend was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon.

My computer crashed

2006-12-29 08:38
Customer: "My computer crashed!"
Tech Support: "It crashed?"

Harvard graduates

2006-12-29 08:36
Two young men who had just graduated from Harvard were excited and talkative about their future plans as they got into a taxi in downtown Boston. After hearing them for a couple of minutes the cab driver asked,


2006-12-27 08:48
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing.

Bus incident

2006-12-26 09:10
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "that's the ugliest baby I 've ever seen!"

Clever news reporter

2006-12-25 09:18
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car.

What should they say?

2006-12-22 17:17
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.


2006-12-20 13:18
Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed.

A clever parrot

2006-12-19 08:26
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.


2006-12-18 09:01
A man met a blond in the elevator.
He greeted her: "T-G-I-F."

Drummer problems

2006-12-18 09:01
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.

Do you believe in life after death

2006-12-14 08:39
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied

A dream of jet planes

2006-12-11 08:27
A security man has a dream that the plane his boss is supposed to take the next day is going to crash.

No teeth lefe

2006-12-07 08:26
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "

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