English 中文网 漫画网 爱新闻iNews 翻译论坛
当前位置: Language Tips > Humor Joke 幽默笑话

Humor Joke 幽默笑话



2007-12-20 09:30
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.


2007-12-19 10:28
When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.


2007-12-18 10:46
A: Mr.Brown died yesterday, are you going to attend his funeral?
B: No, of course not!


2007-12-17 09:22
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.


2007-12-14 09:20
Teacher: Why are you late for school every morning?Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".


2007-12-13 09:04
"I'm beginning to understand exactly how the state lottery helps education,"a man told his neighbor. "Every time I buy a losing ticket, I get a little smarter!"


2007-12-12 15:26
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"


2007-12-11 15:19
It was a very foggy day in London. The fog was so thick that it was impossible to see more than a foot or so. Buses, cars and taxis were not able to run and were standing by the side of the road. People were trying to find their way about on foot but were losing their way in the fog.


2007-12-10 10:43
Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon's name signed.
Mom: You just care about this? Haven't you compared other things?
Son: Yes, his mother is prettier than you.


2007-12-07 09:07
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.


2007-12-06 16:11
After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted.


2007-12-05 16:19
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.


2007-12-04 10:09
There were two friends who were both big fans of American baseball their entire lives. They always talked and would discuss anything that concerned baseball. They went to every baseball game possible, year-round, and they said to each other that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in Heaven.


2007-12-03 11:42
Three men were sitting on a bench in the park. The middle one was reading a newspaper, and the others were pretending to fish.


2007-11-30 16:03
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.


2007-11-29 15:46
The school health forms had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o".


2007-11-28 09:00
A father and son snake is out for a nice afternoon slither.


2007-11-27 09:16
A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?" The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!"


2007-11-26 11:04
Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading, dear?"


2007-11-22 09:33
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

China Daily Website - Connecting China Connecting the World

Sorry, the page you requested was not found.

Please check the URL for proper spelling and capitalization. If you're having trouble locating a destination on Chinadaily.com.cn, try visiting the Chinadaily home page

Copyright 1995 - . All rights reserved. The content (including but not limited to text, photo, multimedia information, etc) published in this site belongs to China Daily Information Co (CDIC). Without written authorization from CDIC, such content shall not be republished or used in any form. Note: Browsers with 1024*768 or higher resolution are suggested for this site.
License for publishing multimedia online 0108263

Registration Number: 130349