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Humor Joke 幽默笑话



2007-06-05 08:00
Little Alice was heartbroken when her pet canary (1) died, and to soften the blow, her father gave her a cigar box for a coffin and assisted in burying the canary in the back yard.


2007-06-04 08:00
Hurrying my 11-year-old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light where it was prohibited.”Uh-oh,” I said, realizing my mistake. “I just made an illegal turn .”


2007-06-01 08:00
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.


2007-05-31 08:00
.九阳神功 nine man’s power (九个男子的力量)


2007-05-30 08:00
A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

The first 3 years of marriage

2007-05-29 20:30
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.


2007-05-28 08:07
平日最喜欢看Guardian 英国卫报,每个细节都看的津津有味,其中的幽默之处也令人过目难忘。Guardian有一个栏目是Notes & Queries,回复读者来信,同时解答读者的一些疑问。


2007-05-25 08:00
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."


2007-05-24 08:33
Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?


2007-05-23 08:00
My uncle has 1000 men under him. He is really somebody. What does he do? A maintenance man in a cemetery.

The story of the bats

2007-05-22 08:41
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."

打击乐手 v.s. 指挥

2007-05-21 08:00
I was a percussion major when I was in university, and during a particular rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept getting things worse.


2007-05-18 08:00
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.

The preacher buys a parrot

2007-05-17 09:00
A preacher is buying a parrot.


2007-05-16 08:24
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.


2007-05-15 08:33
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?"

A poor man

2007-05-14 08:39
"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady, "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind."


2007-05-11 08:31
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.


2007-05-10 08:00
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!

The amazing flying dog

2007-05-09 08:00
A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, "I've got just the thing for you madam. I'll just get him."

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