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Humor Joke 幽默笑话



2008-11-18 09:13
One evening, she was giving her small daughter her tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter


2008-11-17 10:06
While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.


2008-11-14 09:23
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in.


2008-11-13 08:56
A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, "Dad,are we poisonous snakes?"


2008-11-12 09:20
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.


2008-11-11 09:26
Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost


2008-11-10 09:15
Tom: How's your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He's ill in bed. He hurt himself.


2008-11-07 09:16
A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police. " Sorry, officer." said the driver.


2008-11-06 09:08
The student answered immediately:" The last several minutes of a class is the longest, while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest."


2008-11-05 10:03
In a traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judgeto answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.


2008-11-04 09:09
Tom: My uncle has 500 men under him. Jack: He must be very important.Tom: Not really---he is a maintenance man in a cemetery.


2008-11-03 09:12
Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play .


2008-10-31 09:06
When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine.


2008-10-30 08:53
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.


2008-10-29 09:54
I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle.


2008-10-28 08:59
 One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.


2008-10-27 09:33
An American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gate of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake.


2008-10-24 09:19
Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations


2008-10-23 09:04
In Sunday school, the minister was trying to illustrate the word “miracle”. "Boys and girls,suppose I stood on the roof of a ten-story building.


2008-10-22 09:58
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.

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