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Humor Joke 幽默笑话



2010-09-10 11:32
The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window.


2010-09-09 11:11
Thomas is showing his report card to his father, who looks delighted.


2010-09-07 10:42
An elderly man was sitting on park bench in tears. A police officer came up and asked him what was wrong.


2010-09-06 11:20
"What are you so happy about?" a woman asked the 98-year-old man. "I broke a mirror," he replied.


2010-09-03 10:35
"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary."


2010-09-02 10:13
"How did you make your fortune?" "I became the partner of a rich man. He had the money and I had the experience."


2010-09-01 09:52
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he tells his friend: "This is a tough world, so I'm teaching my boy to fight."


2010-08-31 10:10
The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.


2010-08-30 09:57
Turning to her kittens, the cat said, "You see how important it is to know a second language."


2010-08-27 11:56
There was a woman who had three sons. Getting back together they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.


2010-08-26 10:47
Clerk: Well, why don't you bring in the dog and try one on? Lady: Oh, I can't do that. I want it to be a surprise.


2010-08-25 10:47
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?


2010-08-24 11:21
He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"


2010-08-23 10:22
A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?


2010-08-20 09:25
A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't.


2010-08-19 09:32
The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.


2010-08-18 10:44
"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes! What shall I do?"


2010-08-13 08:53
Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.


2010-08-12 08:51
Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?


2010-08-10 08:53
On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrusting into his pocket.

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