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Humor Joke 幽默笑话

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It's a thermos

2006-09-29 08:00
One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and found a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object.

I am twenty-five

2006-09-28 08:00
A travelling salesman was passing through a small town in the West when he saw a little old man sitting in a rocking chair on the stoop of his house.

Buy a toothbrush!

2006-09-27 07:00
The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes.

Sell him a boat

2006-09-26 15:35
An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water.

Be nice to our dentists!

2006-09-26 08:48
A sign posted in a Dentist's office said: "Please be nice to our dentists. They have fillings too."

Baseball in heaven

2006-09-22 08:00
Earl and Bob, both obsessed with baseball, never missed their favorite team’s game.They promised, whoever died first, and went to heaven, would come back to earth and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.

I've changed my will five times!

2006-09-21 08:00
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

What's meant by employer

2006-09-20 08:00
After years in the work force, someone finally concluded that an employer is someone who’s late when you’re early and early when you’re late.

Job security

2006-09-19 08:00
After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Peter was hired by a warehouse. But one day he lost control of the forklift and drove it off the loading dock.

Shorter hours

2006-09-18 08:00
"Good for them. I always did think 60 minutes was too long for an hour."

Speaker system testing

2006-09-14 08:00
A voice on the office loudspeaker announced: "We will be testing the speaker system to make sure it will work properly in case of emergency."

I am on vacation

2006-09-13 08:00
He listened, kept quiet for a while and said: ”Excuse me guys, I am on vacation…”

An interview

2006-09-12 08:00
A man was sitting at an interview, in his new suit, looking his very best.

Professor and the editor

2006-09-11 08:00
A professor of English and the editor of the local newspaper had many friendly arguments.

Debits and credits

2006-09-08 08:00

Computer jokes(三)

2006-09-07 08:00

Computer jokes(二)

2006-09-06 08:00

Computer jokes(一)

2006-09-05 08:00

I would do anything

2006-09-04 08:00

Chemical formula for water

2006-09-01 08:19

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