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Hiccups(打嗝)

2007-02-28 08:37
Man: Rose (hic). Rose (hic). Rosemary. Can (hic) can you (hic) help me?
Rosemary: What's the mater? Oh, you've got the hiccups.

Alien abduction

2007-02-27 08:00
Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar enjoying themselves, when Ted walks in looking distressed.

The naming of Canada

2007-02-26 16:18
Three explorers were hiking through a vast forest that would eventually become Canada.

The lawyer's funeral

2007-02-26 08:00
A man reluctantly attends his laywer's funeral expecting to be one of the one people there, and is suprised to see a huge turnout for this one terrible man. He turns to the people around him.

Hint

2007-02-23 08:00
Leaving a plush dinner club one night, a miserly gentleman stalked right past the doorman without tipping him.

Alcohol

2007-02-21 08:00
A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.

A penny(一便士)

2007-02-17 08:00
A poor man entered a doctor’s consulting-room. He looked very unhappy.

Too smart

2007-02-16 08:00
What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Coffee, no cream

2007-02-15 08:00
A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order. "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream."

What do you call a person who likes to hang around with musicians?

2007-02-14 08:00
What do you call a person who likes to hang around with musicians?

Teachers

2007-02-13 08:00
Three college professors were driving down the highway at a very slow speed. A policeman pulled them over and explained that driving so slowly on the highway could be hazardous.

Suck chocolate(吮巧克力)

2007-02-12 08:00
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.

男人们的悖论——“抵制”情人节

2007-02-11 18:10
巧克力、鲜花、浪漫的烛光晚餐……因为情人节,二月份成了一年中最浪漫的日子。不过,种种迹象显示,现代社会并非真的对“情话绵绵”很感冒。不信?看看男士们的一条条“妇女守则”,幽默、机智,又不失真实。如下言语虽有悖论之嫌,但读明白“他”的肺腑之言,绝对是呵护爱情的良方。

男人们制定的“妇女守则”(系列9)

2007-02-11 17:26
这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章,一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下,希望你们也会喜欢。

男人们制定的“妇女守则”(系列8)

2007-02-11 17:26
这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章,一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下,希望你们也会喜欢。

男人们制定的“妇女守则”(系列7)

2007-02-11 17:34
这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章,一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下,希望你们也会喜欢。

男人们制定的“妇女守则”(系列6)

2007-02-11 17:34
这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章,一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下,希望你们也会喜欢。

男人们制定的“妇女守则”(系列5)

2007-02-11 08:00
这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章,一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下,希望你们也会喜欢。

男人们制定的“妇女守则”(系列4)

2007-02-11 08:00
这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章,一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下,希望你们也会喜欢。

男人们制定的“妇女守则”(系列3)

2007-02-09 17:35
这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章,一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下,希望你们也会喜欢。

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