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Humor Joke 幽默笑话



2009-01-16 09:16
Cindy was from the richest neighborhood in town. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to a hospital.


2009-01-15 09:59
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. Maria: Here it is!


2009-01-14 08:58
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said "I just make an illegal turn."


2009-01-13 09:55
husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"


2009-01-12 09:16
"You will be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it."


2009-01-09 10:31
A psychiatrist said to his patient, "Mr. Patient, I understand that you have a problem. Your problem is that you always contradict whatever other people say or do, right?"


2009-01-08 10:27
And so the hunting party leader and the hunters became very angry. And one of them said to the guide, very angrily, "I thought you advertised that you were the best guide in New York State."


2009-01-07 13:41
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side.


2009-01-06 09:40
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said.


2009-01-05 09:14
every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell.


2008-12-31 09:23
No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.


2008-12-30 08:59
An elderly woman brought her little child to the dentist. She went into the dentist's room and told him:"Please do your job gently because my child is very frightened.


2008-12-29 10:05
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. "Here is the situation", she said.


2008-12-26 10:08
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know the whole truth."


2008-12-25 09:21
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers


2008-12-23 09:34
One day, a mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer were driving down the street in the same car when it broke down.


2008-12-22 09:20
There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this


2008-12-19 09:24
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. "Share them with your sister", she said.


2008-12-18 10:06
A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. "I cant hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge.


2008-12-17 09:23
An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work. The manager replies:"Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

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