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Humor Joke 幽默笑话



2009-08-10 10:22
He said, "Heck, no! I buried her face down; let her dig; I don't care!"


2009-08-07 11:05
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12:35 pm."


2009-08-06 09:20
"No, not there," he directed. "Scroll down."


2009-08-05 08:51
A voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"


2009-08-04 09:26
A few minutes later my friend called back and asked, "How badly did he play?"


2009-08-03 10:12
A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.


2009-07-31 09:11
She thought about this for awhile and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.


2009-07-30 09:59
So, in a postscript below his name, he added: "By the way I'll be over to see you on Wednesday night -- if it doesn't rain."


2009-07-29 10:00
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him.


2009-07-28 09:58
So his friend said, “Oh! That’s easy. You just have to look for a woman who looks like your mother.”


2009-07-27 09:12
Finally, an orphanage contacted them, saying, “We have a baby for adoption. It’s a Russian orphan.” The couple was delighted and went to bring the baby home.


2009-07-24 09:56
A wife said to her husband, “We've got trouble with the car; it has water in the carburetor.”


2009-07-23 10:04
The stupid letter Two psychiatrists were at a convention. “What was your most difficult case?” One asked the other.


2009-07-22 10:42
A new clerk was sent to the post office by his boss to mail a big envelope.


2009-07-21 10:47
A man came home from playing golf, and his wife asked, “How was your golf game?” He said, “I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight has gotten so bad that I couldn’t see where the ball went!”


2009-07-20 10:35
A boy went to buy a 95-cent loaf of bread. He noticed while the clerk was putting the bread into the bag that the loaf was not very big.


2009-07-17 09:15
Three men were sitting on a bench in the park. The middle one was reading a newspaper, and the others were pretending to fish.


2009-07-16 09:13
As soon as he was on the bus, he said, “Who lost a bunch of 100 dollar bills with a rubber band around it?”


2009-07-15 10:09
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."


2009-07-14 09:08
This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes.

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