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男人们制定的“妇女守则”(系列2)

2007-02-09 15:48
这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章,一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下,希望你们也会喜欢。

男人们制定的“妇女守则”(系列1)

2007-02-09 09:00
这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章,一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下,希望你们也会喜欢。

Alien abduction

2007-02-08 08:44
Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar enjoying themselves, when Ted walks in looking distressed.

Cloak & Dagger

2007-02-07 08:43
A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. While searching around for them,he accidentally locked himself out of the locker room.

Would you marry again?

2007-02-07 08:43
A husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lovingly on the chest of her husband.

I have 50 cents

2007-02-03 13:15
A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots(杯)of your best Scotch!"

Drinking politics

2007-02-01 08:00
A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and says, "You should take that picture down. George Bush is a blight upon this nation. He should be impeached."

Porsche and Hedgehog

2007-01-31 08:32
What's the difference between a porsche and a hedgehog?

Difference between man&woman(7)

2007-01-30 09:33
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Difference between man&woman(7)

2007-01-29 09:13
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

Difference between man&woman(6)

2007-01-28 10:00
Difference between man&woman,Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Difference between man&woman(5)

2007-01-26 09:48
Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Difference between man&woman(4)

2007-01-25 08:36
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Difference between man&woman(3)

2007-01-24 08:32
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Difference between man&woman(2)

2007-01-23 08:40
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Only one who could answer

2007-01-18 08:36
His name was Johnny, and one day he came home from school looking so miserable that his mother was worried. “What is wrong?” she finally asked. Out of his trousers pocket, Johnny fished a note from the teacher which said, “Johnny has been a very naughty boy. Please have a serious talk with him.”

Statistics show

2007-01-17 10:34

lightbulb

2007-01-17 10:39
How many Victorian ladies does it take to change a lightbulb?

A catfish and a lawyer

2007-01-15 08:01
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish.

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