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Humor Joke 幽默笑话

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称重

2008-12-16 10:18
An irritated woman burst into the baker's shop and said:"I sent my son in for 2 pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound.

保持年轻

2008-12-15 10:02
Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

开分店

2008-12-12 10:04
A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "What's the other hat for?"

发错了的邮件

2008-12-11 09:16
A Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

哪一部分

2008-12-10 11:04
Teacher: "Where were you born?" Student: "Singapore,Sir." Teacher: "Which part?" Student: "All of me, Sir."

为什么就咱俩站着

2008-12-09 09:59
The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.

约会

2008-12-08 09:24
When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he.

精明的家庭主妇

2008-12-05 09:57
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.

家里的新司机

2008-12-04 10:06
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car.

期望薪资

2008-12-03 09:59
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

怎么去天堂

2008-12-02 09:18
The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, 'Where do you want to go?'

为什么新郎穿黑衣服

2008-12-01 09:21
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

乔尼的金鱼

2008-11-28 11:44
Little Jonny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to.

白头发

2008-11-27 09:06
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother's hair and sadly said: "Why is some of your hair white, Mommy?"

数学问题

2008-11-26 09:15
Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

给老师的礼物

2008-11-25 09:19
It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift.

好多人逆行

2008-11-24 09:16
A man is driving on the highway when his wife calls him on his cell phone. "Honey, be careful. I heard on the news that there is a car on the road driving the wrong way."

结婚宣言

2008-11-21 09:14
"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride."

我明天就走了

2008-11-20 09:24
The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike.

这就对了

2008-11-19 09:25
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again.

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