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Humor Joke 幽默笑话



2009-07-13 09:19
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus.


2009-07-10 10:23
I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.


2009-07-09 09:44
"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.


2009-07-08 10:46
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.


2009-07-07 11:00
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."


2009-07-06 10:38
Johnny: She is all right. But I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith just got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.


2009-07-03 09:09
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.


2009-07-02 09:51
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.


2009-07-01 10:03
A young Air Force Lieutenant had just arrived at the Base in Japan. He’d been given a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.


2009-06-30 10:39
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.


2009-06-29 09:58
When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."


2009-06-26 10:04
Well, my writing is so strange that only I can read it , and if I have to travel a long way to read your letter to your wife , it will cost you a lot of money.


2009-06-25 09:11
A man was crawling across the desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped.


2009-06-24 09:36
"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."


2009-06-23 10:05
Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him.


2009-06-22 09:10
A child came in exclaiming excitedly, "Dad, I got a bicycle from Mom! Do you want to see it?" Dad said, "Sure, sure!"


2009-06-19 10:17
One evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival. "This house won't be big enough for us all when the baby comes," said Mr. Taylor.


2009-06-18 10:29
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."


2009-06-17 10:12
A big crowd were gathered outside a hotel where a famous millionaire died of a car accident. Among the crowd a young man apparently looked very sad.


2009-06-16 09:56
"Well," the young man said, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."

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