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Humor Joke 幽默笑话



2011-09-28 12:43
"Father," said Jim, running into the drawing-room, "there's a big black cat in the dining-room." "Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky."


2011-09-26 11:09
A fat lady walked into the dress shop. "I'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.


2011-09-21 09:56
There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing, and his horse immediately galloped five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.


2011-09-16 09:23


2011-09-15 09:04
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one.


2011-09-14 10:28
Albert is someone who does not know the meaning of impossible task, who does not know the meaning of lunch break, who does not understand the meaning of the word no.


2011-09-13 10:16
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”


2011-09-08 10:30
Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand."


2011-09-07 11:30
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"


2011-09-02 11:35
We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher.


2011-09-01 14:00
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?


2011-08-30 09:51
One day, she took a plug and said to her son, "Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?"


2011-08-29 10:30
"What's wrong with Willow Farm ?" his friend asked him. "Didn't you enjoy country life?" "Country life was fine," Alan said. "But there was another problem."


2011-08-25 11:11
On a rural road a state trooper pulled a farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"


2011-08-23 10:43
"Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?" "It's round," answered Gerald. "How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher.


2011-08-19 10:28
Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter: "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?"


2011-08-18 09:24
In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.


2011-08-17 11:04
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"


2011-08-16 09:06
A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"


2011-08-11 10:54
Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table. Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?

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