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Humor Joke 幽默笑话



2010-05-31 11:01
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.


2010-05-28 09:56
So just fasten your seatbelts, sit back and enjoy your trip. Because this is all electronically controlled, nothing can ever go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wrong...


2010-05-27 09:24
A little boy came home with a five-dollar bill and said he found it.“Are you sure it was lost?” asked his mother.


2010-05-26 10:30
“Look, look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans again.”


2010-05-25 10:00
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.


2010-05-24 09:13
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her . "Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "


2010-05-21 10:18
"Don't worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later." He said with a smile.


2010-05-20 09:56
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.


2010-05-19 10:08
"Why are you so nervous?" I asked him. "The numbers are the date of our anniversary," my husband confessed.


2010-05-18 10:08
Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".


2010-05-17 10:44
Susie: "That's okay, Dad, the policeman behind you just did the same thing."


2010-05-14 09:23
"Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."


2010-05-13 10:12
Teacher: Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity?


2010-05-12 09:19
Teacher:"I have two questions, it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question. How much hair do you have?"


2010-05-11 10:07
"I think I should know what it's called," said the American."After all, elevators were invented in the United States."


2010-05-10 09:16
Someone asked a woman, "I see that you wear a locket on your neck. It must be a very dear memento from some loved one."


2010-05-07 13:16
Father: Because you beat the younger child. I'll never let it happen again. Son: But I'm younger than you, you can't beat me anyway!


2010-05-06 13:10
Two twins went to the kindergarten.“Who's the elder and who's the younger one?” asked a nurse.


2010-05-05 11:12
Herman says,“I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!”


2010-05-04 10:57
"Do you know," she said to him one day, "that God knows where everybody is all the time, and exactly what they are doing."

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