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Humor Joke 幽默笑话



2009-09-07 11:12
Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."


2009-09-04 09:08
"How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"


2009-09-03 09:12
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a mighty good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."


2009-09-02 11:36
"What for?" he snapped at the judge. His Honor, equally irked by a tedious day and the sharp query, roared, "Twenty dollars contempt of court. That's what for!"


2009-09-01 10:16
Tim patted down the last heap of earth, and then replied, "That's because he's still inside your stupid cat."


2009-08-31 13:47
Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.


2009-08-28 09:09
The offended Lady B replied: "I also do not wash when I travel. Don't you know that one year has twelve months?"


2009-08-27 09:03
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."


2009-08-26 09:53
Later that evening, he parked his pickup truck in front of her house and left it there all night.


2009-08-25 09:28
She smugly added, "Why can't you?" The doctor nodded and said, "Okay, I'll take your challenge."


2009-08-24 09:09
"That old fool," she chuckled. "I told him that we should have put the money in the basement!"


2009-08-21 09:24
"I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."


2009-08-20 10:07
"Oh," said the waitress, "I thought you wanted more coffee."


2009-08-19 09:34
The burglar answered, "Don't change the subject."


2009-08-18 10:00
"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said, 'It looks fabulous from back here, too!'"


2009-08-17 09:08
Captain Bravo calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants."


2009-08-14 08:54
"I don't know," he said dubiously, "but it seems to me that I've blessed all this stuff before."


2009-08-13 10:10
Finally, she responded, "I think its a great idea! Can I help you choose which puppy to buy?"


2009-08-12 09:35
David replied, "Doctor, John didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry."


2009-08-11 09:21
"Ma'am, before you do that again you need to move your cat."

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