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Humor Joke 幽默笑话



2010-08-09 08:58
At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?"


2010-08-06 09:27
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish. Waiter: Just a moment, sir, and I'll cut it in two.


2010-08-05 09:07
We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him?


2010-08-04 09:21
A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."


2010-08-03 09:02
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.


2010-08-02 09:50
Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.


2010-07-30 11:02
"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve all night?"


2010-07-29 11:07
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."


2010-07-28 09:56
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."


2010-07-27 11:52
Father: What's that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.


2010-07-26 14:18
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?


2010-06-11 09:17
Jack: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me. John: How is that?


2010-06-10 09:26
Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, honey, what?


2010-06-09 11:19
Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping.


2010-06-08 09:14
His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."


2010-06-07 09:28
In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"


2010-06-04 11:10
The question was: When it thunders, why do we see the lightning first, then hear the thunder rolls?


2010-06-03 11:10
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.


2010-06-02 10:41
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor.


2010-06-01 10:36
"Why is it I never manage to get what I ask for in your shop?" demanded the lady.

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