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Humor Joke 幽默笑话



2008-05-23 09:00
I was making rolls and, needing a warm place for the dough to rise, put the bowl in a heating pad.


2008-05-16 09:15
Young Lady: " Your novel has a charming ending."


2008-05-15 10:15
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."


2008-05-14 10:25
Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please".


2008-05-13 11:03
A man was walking through the desert had not eaten for days. He came across a church, went in, knelt at the alter and prayed, "Good God give me some food!" As if by magic, a lump of meat dropped at his feet. Overjoyed he ate the food.


2008-05-12 09:00
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.


2008-05-09 09:02
"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."


2008-05-08 09:05
A young man was walking through a super market to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him.


2008-05-07 10:00
Artist:"that,sir,is a cow grazing."


2008-05-06 09:07
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"


2008-05-05 14:49
A Young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother.


2008-05-04 09:13
A man enters a restaurant, takes a seat, and, instead of using the napkin, takes the table cloth from the table and tucks it around his neck.

用You and She造句

2008-04-30 11:23
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She.


2008-04-29 09:20
There was a terrible bus accident. No one survived the accident except a monkey and there were no witnesses. The police try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems to respond to their questions with gestures.The police chief asks, "What were the people doing on the bus?"


2008-04-28 08:58
My uncle has 1000 men under him.


2008-04-25 09:55
A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum. they came across one individual in the grounds , with wild eyes, disheveled hair, feverishly endeavoring to catch flies and keep them in his pocket.


2008-04-24 10:03
Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front t of my eyes.


2008-04-23 08:58
The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.


2008-04-22 10:01
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.


2008-04-21 09:24
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

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